Posted by: kidlatanvillage | November 6, 2008

What if Pareng Joe were Luli’s Godfather and a Wedding Sponsor?

If pareng Joe could have been Luli’s godfather, I know he will be happy to hear the news that Luli (Lourdes ‘Luli’ Macapagal-Arroyo)  had already tied knots with J. Aloysius ‘Luigi’ Bernas in Tagaytay City on November 5, 2008. Perhaps pareng Joe was there with his nice barong and his highly valued Marikina shoes being a wedding sponsor this time. But it is not. This spares pareng joe to be rubbing elbows with the first family and to the close friends of the first family. And being a godfather at that he could also ask some personal question if “pregnancy” was factor in this wedding as some people speculate. However, knowing Luli being low key and shy to the media pareng Joe would have just confined his question in his mind. Besides pareng Joe may be too shy ask a Luli as simple as when did Luigi Bernas, the nephew of Father Joaquin Bernas, proposed marriage to her. 

Being close to the first family, pareng Joe would have aske the first gentleman about the groom, how he likes him and how long have they known him; bit it’s a good thing he is not, or else he may have caused some undue anxiety to the first couple for being so “makulit” about their daughter’s private life. Having been that familiar with the first couple, perhaps pareng Joe would ask his kumare, how come the wedding was so private and that after the ceremony reception followed within the compound of the convent? It is a good thing he is not, he could have ignited the ire of his president kumare. But pareng Joe being an expert in good human relations he knew pretty well that it would be better to keep his mouth shut than sorry. 

As a highly observant fellow, pareng Joe may have asked the PSG personnel around how come not one of the signature vehicles of the presidential convoy was used? With the security of the first family as his primordial concern, he could have pointed out the flaw in security such as the absence of armored cars ( as there were only a few motorcycle escorts) and no obvious deployments of the Philippine National Police and Armed Forces of the Philippines if the president attends various functions outside of Metro Manila. But pareng Joe is not. If ever, he could have been misinterpreted as plotting against the first family. 

It’s a good thing pareng Joe is just an ordinary patriotic citizen of this country who, like Jun Lozada, is also searching for the truth. Pareng Joe is just a private citizen who is earnestly praying and hoping that Joc-joc Bolante would one day be brought to the Senate to tell the truth, nothing but the truth, on who benefited themselves with over 700M fertilizer scam. It’s a good thing pareng Joe is on the side of the truth, at least he can tell the difference between acting and truly experiencing a cardiac ailment. At least pareng  Joe would not be dismayed by the announcement of St. Luke’s medical center that Joc-joc ailment has nothing to do with the heart but of peptic ulcer. 

It is a blessing for pareng Joe to be a nobody, at least he could align himself with the sentiments of the majority of the starving Filipinos. He may not be fasting but he is with the bishops and the other members of the civil society group at heart fasting and praying for enlightenment that Joc-joc Bolante should give up his fears and begin talking about the truth behind the fertilizer scam.

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Responses

  1. Kapitan K

    Salamat kung ako ang Joe na bida dito sa iyong topic. Pero maraming Joe naman dyan. Heheheee

    Yes, matalinghaga ang biglaang wedding ng paborito ng mga bloggers na si Luli. Ang isang nakaupong presidente, peke man o hindi, dapat buong pagmamalaking ibinabando ang pagpapakasal ng isang anak lalo pa’t unica hija itong si Luli. Marami tuloy ang sumipot na haka-haka, the whys and wherefores bakit binigla ang madlang pipol. Wala tuloy nakapag cover na media or talagang may ikinokober???

  2. Dyokdyok will never talk. E di dinutdot-dutdot ni Mike Pidal ang peptic ulcer nya!

    Saka walang conscience and magnanakaw na yan kaya hindi tatablan ng dasal. Kasama siya sa hybrid circle ng Pidalismo. Yun bang hindi hayop, hindi tao!

  3. Kap

    Pihikan iyan si Pareng Joeseg natin.Kagalang-galang iyan at wala siyang galang sa mg kurap at magnanakaw.Kapag nag barong na iyan na yari sa hinimay na pinya dadaigin niya ang mga gobernador,senador at mga kongessman sa tindig at porma.Wala pang hawak na mikropono iyan,Ha! Kapag umakyat na iyan sa entablado at simulan na niya ang speech niya na “Ladies and Gentleman” magtatayuan na ang mga tao at naghihintay ng susunod na bigkasin ng kumpareng Joe natin na “Please be seated!”

    Kumapre ko yata iyan.Hehehe!

  4. Oops, PareCoy, huwag kang magsabi ng totoo, baka maniwala sila. Anyway, alisin na natin ang lumbay sa pagkatalo ni McCain. We just hope, Obama will do good.

    But going to the Bolante caper, ibang drama naman ang nangyari dito pero halata naman at hindi pwedeng ipagkaila na ang nagmamando o directed by ay nasa Malakanyang. Una-una, ang kanyang abogado at attending physician, walang pinag-iba sa lawyer at doctor ni FG (Funds Guaranteed). Nakalimutan nilang ikubli ito. Nakalimutan nilang lahat nilang kilos ay ginagamitan na ng microscope.

  5. In the meantime, Obama calls world leaders but continue to snub gloria arroyo who’s been calling but didn’t get a reply.

    Obama spoke to Japan and South Korea leaders and in failing to speak to gloria arroyo means something. Dehins na tayo ang paborito ng US pero matagal na namang ganun. Pero ito pa.
    In his conversation with South Korea President Lee, Obama said the U.S.-South Korea alliance is a cornerstone of Asia’s peace and stability, and promised improved relations between the countries.

    I would like to think Obama is much much aware of what’s going on with the gloria administration and this Bolante case kaya niya iniiwasan.

  6. At itong si Bolante, tama ang sabi ng mga texters, may sakit siya nang dumating kaya isinugod sa St. Luke’s dahil sa taas ng high blood. It’s 110 overacting!

    Noon palang nakasakay siya sa wheelchair at sinasapo ang dibdib na parang masakit ang puso, yon pala raw ay nag Babayang Magiliw dahil matagal na nyang na-miss ang Philippines sa mahigit na 2 years pagkakakulong sa US. Very patriotic, very nationalistic!

  7. Still on the recent US elections, I grabbed this conversation from my favorite website:

    BADANG: Ang maganda sa eleksyon sa US, tanggap na agad ng na-olat. Di katulad dito sa atin, pag tinalo, dinaya!

    TWINKLE: In conceding, McCain took his defeat like a gentleman and said: “Senator Obama and I have had and argued our differences, and he has prevailed… I urge all Americans who supported me to join me in not just congratulating him, but offering our next president our good will and earnest effort to find ways to come together to find the necessary compromises to bridge our differences and help restore our prosperity, defend our security in a dangerous world, and leave our children and grandchildren a stronger, better country than we inherited.”

  8. Ay salamat sa mga comments ninyo mga katropa. Ang nasa aking isip talaga si Pareng Joe, kaya sabi ko nga mabuti na lang at hindi siya ang taong pumapatol sa mga kurap at kurakot. Kaya siya ang ehemplo ko sa isang taong maginoo, kagalang-galang, may malasakit sa bayan at kababayan, at higit sa lahat may pananalig at takot sa Diyos.

    Nakapanghihinayang lamang at bibihira ang mga katulad ni pareng Joe na makikita natin sa pamahalaan. Noong una pa man ay impressed na ako kay pareng Joe lalo na iyong pabahay project niya diyan sa Calauag.

    Hindi sa pagbubuhat namin ng bangko mga kababayan na sumusubaybay sa blog na ito at ang napaka-popular na Cocoy’s delight, kina pareng Joe at pareng Cocoy nasa kanila ang mga katangian ng isang mapagkakatiwalaang pinuno ng bayan. Sana sa mga kabataan sumusubaybay sa kanilang mga sinusulat at comments, maging magandang halimbawa sana ang dalawang kaibigang ito sa inyong pagbuo ng inyong mga pangarap at adhikain para sa ating bansa.

    Mabuhay ang mga kabataan at lahat ng mamayang Pilipino. Manalig lang po tayo sa dakilang maykapal, darating ang araw mauubos din ang mga salot sa pamahalaan.

  9. Maganda ang halimbawa ng sportsmanship na ipinakita ni McCain. Ang dahilan, walang dayaan sa America. Sana ganon din tayo sa Pilipinas.

  10. Mareng Chi,
    Wala sa slogan ni Joc-joc ang No Fear. Sa kanya ay no talk no mistake. Siya iyong taong buhay pa pero matagal nang nakabaon sa lupa dahil sa karuwagan. Ang kasalanan lang niya ay nagpagamit siya para maging kamay ng mga magnananak. Dahil diyan siya ngayon ang inuusig ng bayan. Joc-joc magpakatutoo ka pre.

  11. Kap,
    may mga tsismis akong nasagap na kuwan daw si Luli, alam mo na. Bahala ka na lang umintindi kung ano ang kuwan, hehehe.

    Seriously speaking, bakit napakasimple naman ang kasalan na iyan. Grande ang kasalan ng mga kapatid na Kongresista bakit sa unica ija ay kasimple. Nagtatanong lang hindi nagpaparatang at hindi ako naniniwala sa tsismis sa ngayon, hehehehe.

  12. May bagong joke iyong mga jokers sa amin. Kaya daw silent si Joc-joc Bolante ngayon tungkol sa fertilizer scam ay temporariling inalisan siya ng Yagba, ibabalik lang daw iyon pagkatapos ng Senate investigation, hehehe.

  13. Mrs.Bolante walked into Joc-Joc room one day. Joc-Joc missed his wife so much and asked his wife.
    “If I were disfigured, would you still love
    me?” he asked her.

    “Darling, I’ll always love you,” she said
    calmly, filing her nails.

    “How about if I became crippled and couldn’t
    hug you any more?” he asked nervously.

    “Don’t worry, darling, I’ll always love you,”
    she told him, buffing her nails.

    “Well, how about if the senate will force me to tell the truth?
    Joc-Joc went on, “If I wasn’t able to keep the millions and million left i kept myself from the fertilizer fund scams and they will put me in jail, would you still love me then?”

    Mrs.Bolante looked over at her husband’s worried
    face. “Joc-Joc, I’ll always love you,” she reassured him,
    “but I would really miss you. Our driver is waiting”

  14. Mrs.Bolante was so elated to talk to her husband doctor about Joc-Joc condition.

    The doctor told Mrs.Bolante

    * By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

    * Patient has chest pain if he lies on his left side for over a year.

    * The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.

    * On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

    * He has had no rigors or shaking chills, but your husband states that he was very hot in bed last night.

    * The patient has been depressed ever since he began seeing the Senate Sergeant-at-Arms.

    * I will be happy to go into his GI system; he seems ready and anxious.

    * Patient will be in house indefinately without dressing. I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with your help, you both should fall to the floor.

    * The patient is tearful and crying constantly. He also appears to be depressed.

    * We will give him a Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Malditas Gutieres to dispose of him.

    * Healthy appearing decrepit 6o year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

    * The patient refused an autopsy.

    * The patient has no past history of suicides,although he love to runaway.

    * The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

    * Patient has left his white blood cells in Chicago prison.

    * Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.

    * The patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

    * He slipped on the ice and apparently his legs went in separate directions in early December.

    * The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema while masturbating which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.

    * The patient want to stay in the hospital forever feeling much better except for his original complaints.

    *

  15. Bolante’s Prognosis:

    Patient could be made to forget about the pain in his chest if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Modern practice replaces the physical finger poke with hi-tech equivalents such as voice-mail and referral slips, but the result remains the same.

    pre-existing conditions:
    This is a phrase used by the grammatically challenged when they want to talk about existing conditions. Unforutnately the doctor appear to be pre-stuck with it.

    alternative forms of medicine: Patient need to find alternative forms of payment.

    Purpose for patient need to be examine for long time:–Doctors trying to recoup their investment losses.

    Future medical treatment recommended;

    After the patient testify in the senate. He will be brought in, in a plastic bag on a cart. Gently he is lifted onto the bed and the long zippers are unzipped. Removed from his wrapping, he lies naked and beautifully masculine on the quilts that he loved. At the head of the bed stands Mrs,Bolante, who is gently stroking his forehead, and at the window whining to be let in is his dog, Chiwawa. The children begin their task, washing the body, dressing it in robes, and preparing it for the funeral ceremony to come. The periodic wringing out of the washcloths adds the music of dripping water.

  16. Dapat magkaroon ng official pronouncement na talagang si jocjoc bolate ang dumating at isinugod sa St. Luke’s Hospital. May kumakalat na text messages at sa internet na baka raw nilansi lang ang madlang pipol at dalawang info ang ibinigay:

    1. Dahil payat at maputi na ang buhok, baka raw erpat ni jocjoc ang nagpanggap na dumating. Dati kasi, kasing katawan siya ni fg, mataba at bilugan ang face.

    2. Magaling na impersonator si Willie Nepomuceno. Baka siya na-hired to act as jocjoc with all the props, facial expression at pinalabas na mataas ang high blood which was registered as 110 overacting.

  17. The spokeswoman of St. Luke’s Medical Center said former agriculture undersecretary Jocjoc Bolante was diagnosed with a sleeping disorder. Now that’s really bad. Noon, ‘yong mga dating kaibigan lang ang ayaw dumalaw sa kanya. Ngayon naman, pati antok ayaw siyang dalawin.

  18. Patay kang bata ka… Kaya mag-isip isip ka na Joc-joc. The truth shall set you free. Hehehe.
    Sana ipinag-pray din nila si Joc-joc itong mga prayer warriors na nagpunta ng Malacanang. http://bobonyo.wordpress.com

  19. Mahal na mahal ng doktor niya si Bolante kaya hindi pa pinapauwi ito mula sa Hospital. Ang bait naman nitong si dok, kasi kung pauuwiin niya si Bolante dapat sa bahay ang uwi hindi sa Senado, hehehehe.

  20. Si Kap ito mga kasama. Salamat muli sa mga comments ninyo. Medyo ngayon lang tayo nakapagbukas muli ng Barangay Hall. Busy din pala si Banong.

  21. Aba himala, nagkaroon ng erection, este nagresurrect si Doc. Kaya pala ngayon ka lang nagpakita dahil sa Malacanang ka pala nakipag-Bible study, hehehe. Ayos itong banat mo kay Bolante. Dapat sa bahay nila siya uuwi hindi sa Senado, hehehehe.

  22. Delikado ito, mukhang gustong makisawsaw din ang Kongreso dito sa fertizer scam. Ang lagay maglalagare ba siya ngayon sa upper house at saka sa lower house sa kaiimbistiga? Ano na namang laro ito? At bakit ngayon lang nagkainteres ang House of Representatives sa kasong ito? Bakit hindi noong araw pa? Hindi kaya may kaugnayan ito sa sinabi ng Ombudsman na may mga Kongresista na sabit (criminally liable) sa fertilizer scam? Masaya ito, abangan ang susunod na kabanata. Joc-joc, humanda ka!
    http://colegialagirl.wordpress.com

  23. I was out in circulation for so many days and already there’s a lot of good and humorous posting in your blog.Congrats! I love reading it.How I wish I should become a rich woman too so that I can buy a lot of sex.HIHIHIHIHIH! Kidding-kidding only.

  24. Another item on Bolante is rounding the internet.

    Saying Filipinos need “psychological and cultural entertainment” in times of despair, Sen. Edgardo Angara asked the film industry to come up with “artistic and creative” projects. Rising to Angara’s challenge, the film industry has tapped Jocjoc Bolante for a series of acting workshops.

  25. With Bolante giving Senate an assurance that he will face the investigation on Thursday, we would like to speculate on what he will testify in the hearing:

    1. There was no fertilizer scam. It was only the figment of imagination of the opposition who coined the tag to put the administration in bad light.

    2. Media overblown the fertilizer scam because they don’t understand anything about planting rice and the actual fertilizers needed by the farmers.

    3. The funds released was legal and properly received by the politicians before the 2004 elections. It was the congressmen, senators, governors and mayors who received the amount who should be held responsible if there’s graft committed.

    4. Bolante will be exonerated in all the charges heaped against him and will soon be appointed to a cabinet level position.

    It’s my wild speculation and might happen.

  26. The First gentleman goons and Bolante’s boys have less than 48 hours to look for Capt.Nick Faeldon, not to arrest the captain but to borrow his daring escape anting-anting.If they could not find Capt.Faeldon the Senate sergeant-at-arms will haul Bolante’s ulcer stomach in the Senate, then,Sen Pimentel will make Bolante his punching bag and a shooting practice for Sen.Lacson.

  27. Right, and here is another captain who is also wanted by some pretty women because he is a hero and many are wanting to see his “one foot” despite having only one testicle. http://segundina.wordpress.com

  28. Delikado ang kalagayan ni Dyok-dyok Bulate, baka ipasyal na naman siya sa South Luzon Expressway kagaya ni Jun Lozada. Bakit kasi pumayag ang senado na mamalagi pa siya sa Hospital ngayon na pinalalayas na siya ng kanyang doktor. Sabi nga ni Atty Roque ay filight risk day itong si Bolante.

  29. Breaking news –
    At the Senate hearing, Bolante cleared gloria arroyo of involvment in the so called fertilizers scam!

    As I speculated in my above post, Bolante will say there’s no scam at all. Now that he cleared gloria (which took him to memorize the script for years), perhaps he will also deny that he handled the fertilizers funds in question.

  30. We received info that the congressmen aligned with gloria were jumping with joy with Bolante’s denial that their mahal na pangulo had nothing to do with the fertilizers scam. Next to be cleared are those congressmen who received the funds.

    Ang saya-saya!


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